Dear Friends,
It is all too common to see fans predict the outcome of a baseball season based on what they see early on. So here, I will sum up what we have learned about the upcoming season for the Colorado Rockies.
Thanks for Reading,
The Beard
1). TROY TULOWITZKI WILL STRUGGLE
Without even a single hit against the Diamondbacks, it seems that Tulo is in for a difficult year.
2). ROCKIES WILL LEAVE RUNNERS STRANDED
The Rockies have left an average of nearly 15 runners on base per game. This is awful!
3). CHRIS IANNETTA WILL HAVE A HUGE YEAR
Iannetta is on pace for almost 250 hits and over 160 doubles this season, which will put him among the game's elite catchers ever.
4) ROCKIES PITCHERS' FINGERS WILL ALL FALL OFF
Every Rockies starter has dealt with finger issues this year. Will it ever end? Chances are it won't.
5) THE ROCKIES WILL POSTPONE ALMOST 30 HOME GAMES
Weather looks to be a big factor this season, as 1/3 of all their games will be snowed out.
See, fans? All the trends are already set. No real reason to watch the rest of the season, so enjoy all that free time!
1 comment:
Clearly your assumptions are way off. What will actually happen this year is that Troy Tulowitzki will have 54 hits, all of them home runs.
Also, Chacin will be 54-0, which should allow him to finish second to Roy Halladay in the Cy Young voting.
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